right in front of me
"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

(Source: katamarang, via causeimswagger)

mediocr:

Do you ever just think about the future and start freaking out about the most random things

(via orgasm)

wheremythoughtsare:

Do not ground your child because you caught them putting a cigarette flame to their wrist.

Do not discipline your child because they have cuts on their thighs.

Do not threaten to put your child in a mental institution because their only escape is self-harm.

Do not teach your children that if they open up to you about the scars on their bodies, the only thing they will get in return is punishment.

(via mackleoccasionally)

homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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(Source: caughtshade, via mackleoccasionally)

WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

(Source: wearentinthecrowd, via mackleoccasionally)

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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(via ruinedchildhood)